Monthly Archives: February 2023

Pine and Sprout



I stumbled upon these amazing plant trellis made by a brother and sister duo in the US. Love at first sight! I had to have the evil eye trellis! Viv is NUTS about the moon (and she has a lot of plants!) so I bought her the moon phase and sun, moon stars ones too. Visit:

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Watermelon Peperomia

Sitting perfectly on my coffee table.

What a perfect specimen from more plants.

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Struggling to edit photos

Been up since 5am editing shots of the lovely Isla Fae.

I still enjoy shooting with girls who have become friends, but I’m struggling to find the motivation to edit the photos. For years I have delivered 40+ shots per shoot as I (and my models) needed the content for Patreon and OnlyFans, but going forwards I think I’ll just deliver 10 of my absolute fave shots from each shoot. I think this is the way!

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Watermelon Peperomia and Alocasia Green Velvet

Oops, more plants!

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7 years ago today

Facebook reminding me of the crap I used to deal with day in-day-out when I used to live on social media. SO MUCH MORE PEACE these days. I’m so thankful!

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Apartment update

Suck UK Light Bulb USB Rechargeable LED Light.

Original WOUD Sentrum side table

Viv left me the keys to her Audi for a couple of weeks. Vroom vroom!

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Apartment update

IKEA unit for books and finally got around to hanging my Pirelli Calendar.

James Jean (a gift from Nanami) print now on the wall.

I was going to hang the TV on the wall but then I came across this Entertainment Unit from RJ Living.

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IKEA Rudsta Wide Greenhouse: Things I’ve learnt and things I would have done differently

IKEA Rudsta Wide.





It’s been a month since I started my plant journey so I thought I’d document an update on what I’ve learned so far.

Previously a brown thumb guilty of killing every single plant I’ve even been given or bought I went into this hobby with trepidation, but I was determined to “get good”. As an over-thinker and someone who’s naturally obsessive compulsive about anything I choose to get into I’ve definitely spent countless hours on worrying about stuff I didn’t need to worry about, as well as money on stuff I didn’t end up needing, so here’s a list of observations:

1) Research – As with most hobbies in life, there’s always someone succeeding in doing it their way vs the highway. IE: there is no right or wrong. I’ve spent a few hours a day down the YouTube plant hobby rabbit hole and I’ve now gotten to a point where I’m starting to calm down, ingest less and take everything said with a grain of salt.

2) Keep your hands out of the tank! – I’ve been a keen aquarist most of my life and one of our biggest tips for beginners is to keep your hands out of the tank! When you’re new to the aquarium hobby you’re so into it that you’re constantly putting your hands in the tank to adjust the scape, or constantly playing with water parameters in an attempt to find the perfect conditions for your fish. All of this fiddling is actually doing more bad than good (more stress on your fish and slowing down the maturity of your tank), and I’ve found the same with plants (IE: stop fiddling! Let the plants acclimate to your conditions).

I’ve spent hours researching humidity and how to raise it. I’ve done a lot of research on humidifiers, pebble trays, water fountains, misting and more. In the end of the day all I needed to do was add some weather stripping and more plants. My cabinet sits at 75-80% humidity for most of the day and night but drops to 60-65% for a few hours a day when the harsh afternoon sun hits my apartment (or when I open the doors which I do once a day to let fresh air in).

3) Overbuying stuff – In my excitement from late night research sessions I’ve hit the buy now button on stuff I just didn’t need, namely: Clear acrylic corner shelves (cost me a LOT to get these shipped to Australia but I have no room for them!), a water fountain (I just don’t need it!), an extra fan (one is plenty), 7 extra magnetic spice racks (again, no room for them!), a tonne of different pots (this actually isn’t necessarily a bad thing!).

4) The good stuff – I have bought a few things that have made my journey so far so much more pleasurable: A moisture meter which I use on the plants I have in soil so I know when my plants need a drink. LECA! As someone who’s killed every plant from overwatering, LECA is like a God send. In fact the plants that have all shot out new leaves are in leca. A water filter: Our water has chloramine in it (it kills fish!), so I figure it can’t be great for plants either.

One month in and I’ve not killed a single plant, nor had any signs of pests at all (yet!). I’ve run out of room in my cabinet which has, for now, stopped me from buying more plants (but trust me, the urge is strong!). I’m seeing so much new growth that plants may have to be moved out of the cabinet WAY sooner than I realised.

I am loving my new hobby and it’s a huge bonus that the online plant community is a LOT more positive than any other community I’ve ever been a part of (Much more positive in Facebook groups than reddit, but hey, reddit is… reddit!). Ultimately I’m finding more peace (in life!) with the hobby. Watching new leaves unfurl is SO rewarding!

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Hot date with Esse





AKA Dylan Harper. Follow her:

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Shoot #2 with Isla Fae




I’ve yet to edit the shots I took with the lovely Isla Fae, but this morning I decided to at least have a look and edit a few!

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